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This is where you stick random tidbits of information about yourself.
Age 23, living in sin in Twickenham with Cheesy
Likes
Movies
Books
Writing
Theatre
Hugs
Kittens
Chess
Scrabble (mostly beating Cheesy's butt)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Dislikes
Vegetables
Arguments
Cleaning
Trashy TV
Pretensions
Public Transport
Pets
Rabbits-Bambi, Fern, Sooty, Pippa-all deceased
Dog-Sammy-deceased :(
Fish-CatFlap-recently (and finally!) deceased
Cat-Tiggy-still scratching
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Technically Rachel
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Wednesday, January 14, 2004
In response to recent talk back, here is the full scoring system for the:
Topsy Tipping League™
2 points for a general nudge and small stumble
4 points for a significant stumble
6 points for complete loss of footing across the pavement with general arm flailing and little yap for help
Add 1 extra point to your score if:
- your attempt provokes a 'tut' or a swear word
- your attempt induces high-pitched and general "I'm so abused!" mutterings
- she gets really mad and goes all pink and yells "What is your problem!"
Minus 1 point from your score if:
- she spots you coming and you miss her - you'll look stupid, and she'll be smug
- she's wearing high heels - it's just too easy
- she's pissed - once more, too easy
- she falls right over - whilst we at Topsy Tipping™ agree this would be highly amusing, the Topsy is an endangered species and shouldn't be too abused (but if a bush breaks her fall, you can have your point back!)
Rules
- You may only partake in one "Topsy Tipping" a day
- The Topsy's safety must be considered at all times - as should the comedy of the moment
- Be gentle - she topples REALLY easily
- Players partake in this league at their own risk - the Topsy is a little blonde species and is liable to small explosions. The proprieters accept no responsibility for injury or damage caused at the hands of an angered Topsy.
At the end of the league, ratios will be calculated for differences in height and weight from the Topsy, as will an average of time spent with the Topsy.
All interested members please register on the talk back
Happy Tipping from the Topsy Tipping League™
11:54 am
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