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This is where you stick random tidbits of information about yourself.
Age 23, living in sin in Twickenham with Cheesy
Likes
Movies
Books
Writing
Theatre
Hugs
Kittens
Chess
Scrabble (mostly beating Cheesy's butt)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Dislikes
Vegetables
Arguments
Cleaning
Trashy TV
Pretensions
Public Transport
Pets
Rabbits-Bambi, Fern, Sooty, Pippa-all deceased
Dog-Sammy-deceased :(
Fish-CatFlap-recently (and finally!) deceased
Cat-Tiggy-still scratching
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Technically Rachel
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Monday, April 18, 2005
Lessons For Men #1
Oh, it started so well. Achy from my busy weekend (ahem), I asked the Chees'm for a little backrub - which he of course agreed to in a nice gentlemanly manner. After a bit of fuss finding the massage oil, I lay down flat on my front, and Chees'm sat on my legs. And then changed his mind, and sat next to me. Odd, thought I. I questioned his change of mind, to the response: "Couldn't get comfortable with my knees astride your bum - they were streched too wide".
Stony silence from me. (translated = eyes bulging, shrieking noise).
Lesson is = do not insinuate that your girlfriend's ass is so wide that it stretches your legs to breaking point.
He's very cute when he's flustered though.
7:42 am
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