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This is where you stick random tidbits of information about yourself.
Age 23, living in sin in Twickenham with Cheesy
Likes
Movies
Books
Writing
Theatre
Hugs
Kittens
Chess
Scrabble (mostly beating Cheesy's butt)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Dislikes
Vegetables
Arguments
Cleaning
Trashy TV
Pretensions
Public Transport
Pets
Rabbits-Bambi, Fern, Sooty, Pippa-all deceased
Dog-Sammy-deceased :(
Fish-CatFlap-recently (and finally!) deceased
Cat-Tiggy-still scratching
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Technically Rachel
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Monday, August 08, 2005
Our oven is evil.
It works with two temperatures. Zero. And 300'C.
It has a particular hatred for fish and for burgers. Dare you put either in there for more than 10 minutes and it will produce what I fondly refer to as fucking-bastard-acid-smoke. The sole purpose of fucking-bastard-acid-smoke is to make you go blind. Nothing stings as bad as that shit. I'm serving a lone piece of fish onto a plate, full on tears streaming down my cheeks. The fucking-bastard-acid-smoke is like chopping onions to the power of 666 (Yes, it's THAT evil).
I'm just going to have to fry everything and get fat.
6:49 pm
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